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Bananna Spelling.....
Okay, I know I spelled "Bananna wrong," but for some reason that is how I was tought to spell it. (Fricken Massachusetts kindergarten teacher......) So, I will a being spelling it like this a'cuz I think it looks butter. Anyway, this page has very little to do with banannas.


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  Video game reviews by....me
Alrighty then! In this section I will review video games I have recently played. Mostly new releases, so no "Halo" yet. 'Tis a tick old now. Anyway, a da t'day review Metroid Prime 2.

Alrighty, First off the game is MUCH better than impossible first one. The story is pretty weak though. It's an AWDW (light world dark world) game, as many other Nintendo games are. You start off on a mission to trace a distress call from one of your units ships. The atmosphere is VERY attractive when you start off. Lightening EVERYWHERE which is purdy nifty. Anyway, your ship is struck by lightning and "crash lands" coincidentally (check spelling) on the same planet your crew members signaled from. The planet is called "Aether." You set off to find your troup only to find there slewn bodies all over the landscape. As you walk through, you see some pretty frightening things such as your members hanging upside down strangled in trees. They may be skinned, can't a'member. As you proceed, you find smashed up bodied of your crew on computers and stabbed through rocks. You enter a certain room nd the dead bodies of you crew become possesed by some evil force. They come up and try to kill you bad bing bada boom. As you progress, you find your ship, and your eaten crew members. To move along, you are told by a remaining inhabitant aboot a paralell "Dark Aether" that is destroying there temples in which every thing is yeah. So you have to go kill everyone in a the dark world and retrieve the temples power laddy dah.

I'd give this game a 4 outta 5 stars a'cuz overall tis' a gewd game but needs a tick of work. I recommend renting over buying it a'cuz it is very difficuly and may be considered a waste of money.


 


 


Screenshot

Samus examines her murdered crew member.



Cover

The cover art of Prime 2