Uh-kay, hurr I will post a the way ub a the my language.
Rule 1: Using the language is always optionial. For eggsemple- A'cuz ub da scale, could be Because ub the scale. Or A'cuz of a da the scale.
Rule 2: Punctuation still applies.
Rule 3: Do not critize moi aboot my language.Uh-kay, hurr we goes.
"ou"-any words containing "ou" should be replaced with a the letters "oo". Eggsample- Aboot.
"oo"-any words that have "oo" such as "book" should be pronounced as "bewk" These words CAN be spelted like a they sound, it makes no differance.
the-"a" should be placed in front all words with a "the." So "get in the car," a'comes "get in a the car."
the2- all nouns should have "the" fixed in front ub them, therefore placing an "a" as in the previous rule.
be- Anywords containg "be" should have the "be" a'placed with "a'" So, "because" becomes "a'cuz".
re- Same rule as "b"
s- all "s" letters a'come "z"
f-"f" becomes "p"
da-"da" can be replaced with "the"
of-becomes "ub"
better-Better, becomes "butter" as do all other words like that.
The Fractibet:
The Fractibet is a way of writing words without using a single letter. For example: (4/9 3/20 9/15 14/9 1/18 24) is the word "dictionary." How you may ask? Simple, you take the letter and change it into the number it is in The Alphabet. So A=1 and T=20. The "letters" go in sets of twoʻs. So the word "an" would be (1/14). A four letter word, would have two fractions because there would be two sets of two. If it were a three letter word, it would be one fraction and a whole number. As do all words with odd numbers. Also, to seperate words, all words are inside parenthesis. Here are the translations, as if you really need it:
A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
E=5
F=6
G=7
H=8
I=9
J=10
K=11
L=12
M=13
N=14
O=15
P=16
Q=17
R=18
S=19
T=20
U=21
V=22
W=23
X=24
Y=25
Z=26
